Get your new car, cpns and tradelines

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i have seen people use cpn to get a lease, get a mortgage for a house, but that was before. im talking about now. because if you tell me you still can use a cpn to go to a dealership and sign paper and leave with a brand new car, then i want to use your service.... can we do that? like what you said about using your cpn and getting a car or a house, or whatever you said, lets do it..
oh and your lucky you didnt place any wager, because im actually asian.. in my mid 30's... worked as a cpa and from there started to get into other things, and now just your average asian guy doing this as a side hustle.
oh and to be honest i didnt really read everything you wrote, because i thought it was just stupid jibberish shit that doesnt answer my question, but ended up reading it and it was just stupid jibberish that even a lil kid can say.
your one of those, oh your not in my level, i make more than you, your asian dick aint big like mine... etc.. ALL I WANTED WAS A YES OR NO, CAN YOU GET ME A BRAND NEW CAR? FROM "CARMAX" YOU KNOW CARMAX IS THE PLACE TO GO FOR BRAND NEW CARS~
SO CAN YOU MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPEN? OR NOT? AM I GOIN TO GET ME A PHANTOM OR NOT? OR YOU JUST GONE TALK ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR DICK IS OR IF THIS WAS A DICK CONTEST? BECAUSE DICK CONTEST AINT GOING GET ME A PHANTOM.