To every one of you, in order of reply:
1nf3rn0: Yeah, I tried booting Kali on my one PC, it decided it was going to not install to disk and ended up breaking the whole thing.
KeyWe: You better hadn't try to give me a virus.
Lebowski: Read my response to 1nf3rn0's reply. SQLMap? I'll look it up, but SQL Dumper and its won't work on my laptop due to it being "blocked" for some mysterious reason. Also so what? Some other guy can take 'em. I don't really care as long as I can get one in the end.

CgroupC: Let me clarify. I thought originally that Havij Pro was able to pull it off with just the website name attached to the dork. Whoops. I know how to use Python CMD, I have it installed (but pip is somehow corrupt). I know my dorks. I know how to get good ones, and find vulnerable sites. Where can I find SQLMap, or other hacking tools, then?